That pea is digging
in my back.
Take it back!
Take it back!

I don’t want it back,
it’s yours to keep.
It’s buried deep,
oh yes, so deep.

I don’t want the pea,
she cried in vain,
it’s causing pain,
it’s causing pain.

I don’t want it back,
it’s yours to keep.
It’s buried deep,
oh yes, so deep.

Just take the pea
so I can sleep.
I want to sleep,
just need to sleep.

I don’t want it back,
it’s yours to keep.
It’s buried deep,
oh yes, so deep.

That pea it keeps me
up all night.
It’s yours by right,
yes yours by right.

I don’t want it back,
it’s yours to keep.
It’s buried deep,
oh yes, so deep.

You keep your pea and
keep your bed.
I’ll rest my head
elsewhere instead.

I don’t want it back,
it’s yours to keep.
It’s buried deep,
oh yes, so deep.

No. It’s your pea. You keep it.